3/21/10
Linguini and Clams
(I need to blog before I cook I guess cuz I keep eating and tossing everything I need in the photos)
Naturally you need linguini so I didn’t think I had to take a picture of that for you just like I’m not going to take a picture of me burping after this great meal!
First heat up your skillet till its pretty hot add about 1 Tbsp of the canola or olive oil and 2 Tbsp butter. Immediately toss in the minced garlic. I love garlic so I use about 2 large cloves minced. Once the garlic fragrance hits your nose pour in the clam juice and about a 1/3 cup of vermouth and let it all simmer till it is reduced by half. Toss in the canned clams and juice and then the real clams if you have them and cover and steam until the clams open, then cook uncovered for another couple minutes.
In the meanwhile I hope you had the sense to cook your linguini already because you need it now. Add the drained cooked linguini to the clammages in the skillet and heat through till most of the liquid is cooked down and absorbed. There should be some liquid in it though so don't boil it all away. You also should have put a lot of salt in the boiling water for the linguini so you shouldn’t need to add any extra salt in the end. If you want to tart it up add a couple squeezes of lemon juice instead.
In the bowl I plan on using for the linguini I usually add more fresh minced garlic (b/c I love it so much) on the bottom then I add the hot pasta, toss and decorate it all nicely with the fresh clams and add some minced parsley to beautify it before serving. The parsley also keeps garlic breath at a standstill in case you have a hot date.
I know its crazy but I like to put some parmesan cheese on top of my linguini and clams too. I eat the way I like! However, now that I ate so much it's affecting the way my clothes are fitting (or not fitting) so I'm going to sing that old tune "...its diet time again, I'm gonna lose you.." fooey. I wish I didn't care so much about fitting into my clothes!! Goodbye ice cream after dinner. So long my little cookie friends. I'm already missing my melted cheeses... waa.
3/12/10
Weight Gain
Today the topic of our study is Weight Gain. 10 little letters, when put together just like the title spell Misery, Anger and a Killer Attitude (not the good kind).
I would much rather gain weight eating than anything else but the doctor put me on some medication that is increasing my weight. That doc's gotta go! Below is a self portrait (not really me cuz my room doesn't look like that).
I've cut back eating one meal a day so I can stay put inside my old worn out clothes which means that I'm cooking less and therefore no food blog today. I stopped eating breakfast, or I just pushed breakfast up to 11pm so it takes care of bkfst and lunch at one time. I'm keeping dinner sacred. I have to keep an eagle eye on my weight since my stretch pants only stretch so far. Here's my new scale to keep me on my toes so to speak...
The whole weight gain thing has me sad and mad. Makes me wanna eat but I've got to get busy losing the 7 pounds I've gained so far. I want Rocky Road ice cream. I want that chocolate cake they sell at Costco. I want a polish hot dog. I want Mayonnaise!
3/9/10
Kitchen Chack-a-torry
Here's what when on. Chicken leg quarters were on sale so I bagged a grip of them. I used only two here since there is one for each serving.
First heat your skillet up dry on medium high heat (no oil yet) till hot, then add the oil and onions and sautee them till the onions are soft. Add the garlic and cook till fragrant then remove these from the skillet and set aside. Add the chicken to the skillet and brown on both sides till golden on med-low heat. Remove the chicken from heat and set aside. Add the wine to the skillet to deglaze and cook until reduced by 1/2. Add the mushrooms and cook then add the tomatoes, the onion and garlic mix, the olives and basil and cook on medium for about 5 minutes. Add the chicken with any juices back into the skillet and cook all over low heat for about 15-20 minutes. You can take the chicken out at this point and debone it or not. Up to you. Come on, be a nice guy and do it.
Meanwhile you gotta cook the pasta. Always add a heavy hand of salt to the boiling water then add the pasta and cook about 10 minutes or until done the way you like it. Add the drained pasta to the chicken and there ya go! Dinner. Its really good if you like kalamata olives. I do!!
3/5/10
Play With Your Food!
I made this fruit platter simply for the challenge of making a Duck out of a Cantaloupe! It was fun and I loved the result. Give it a try.
Something to keep you happy during a snowstorm. Something like that. Next I may show you how I made a flower out of blistering hot melted sugar. Ouch! I like the flower but the blisters on the fingers hurt. Bye!
2/26/10
Mahi Mahi and Ricey Ricey
I made some brown rice, which has become a staple of mine now and a few of those who know me will read this line with surprise but its true. Must be the weather affecting me here in Florida or something like that. I'm eating rice a lot lately. Maybe I just miss my Mum. She used to stuff me with rice as a 1st grader growing up in San Fran. I hated the rice. That was then this is now (as my therapist would council) so I'm into the brown stuff instead of the white type.
I really got off track here... anyway, I played with my food and here's what I came out with.
1/15/10
Squashing a Flounder
That being said, brings me to what I had in the freezer yesterday - frozen fish. Orange Roughy to be clear. (you can use basically any type of fish here like snapper, talapia grouper or sole. Keep in mind the sole will cook much faster since its such a tender fish) I had lots of winter squash (zucchini) too so it got me thinking about how to marry these two strangers without a court order. For those who are kitchen challenged: Thaw the Fish First Before Trying This Dish at home.
I had so much zucchini that I rimmed the platter with the remainder. Believe me there was nothing left! Served with the brown rice was all that was needed. Oh yeah. And some wine. I wouldn't use white wine since you have those olives and garlic and shallots and they're as strong as moving men going up three flights of stairs with a piano. You can drink water if you want. I don't care. Do whatever you like but make it a nice red like a Shiraz. And pour me a glass too!
1/13/10
Winter Comfort Food - Pot Roast
I grabbed the staple ingredients that I had on hand (tomato sauce, ketchup, broth, flour, some herbs (cumin, thyme, bay leaf, Worcestershire Sauce) and veggies like carrots, onion, celery, garlic and red potatoes and got to work. I decided to use my crock pot instead of cooking it on the stove which takes up room if I want to cook other stuff, and didn't want to put it in the oven to save energy (although heating up the house sounded good I didn't want the electric bill to rise).
Since there are only two of us here I bought a fairly small piece of meat, about 2 or 2 1/2 pounds (no bone). I put about a 1/3 cup flour in a zip lock baggie, added some kosher salt, fresh ground pepper and then added the meat and shook it up to coat the meat. I heated up a cast iron skillet, added some canola oil (about 3-4 tbsp) and browned the meat on both sides and edges. I made a little mix of cumin and thyme, about 1/2 tsp each and sprinkled that over the meat then put it in the crock pot after I coated the pot with Pam non-stick spray. That makes the clean up easier by far.
I coarsely chopped the veggies and tossed those in then mixed up about 1/4 cup ketchup with some chicken stock (didn't have beef stock) and poured that over the meat, added the can of tomato sauce pictured above, about 1-2 tbsp of Worcestershire Sauce a bit more salt and pepper, the bay leaf and about 4-5 cloves of minced garlic (I love garlic). Over all, I added about 2 cups of chicken stock to almost cover the meat. I then plugged in my crock pot, set the timer on High for 5 hours and relaxed!
That's my way of cooking sometimes. I love it when the cooking is done by "leave alone". It gives me time to do a crossword, a puzzle, read, give myself a bubble bath.... you get the picture. Comfort foods mean Comfort All Around!
We each had dinner of it one night then I had the remainder for lunch today. Not a bad cost cutter either!
1/6/10
Topped Out on Ramen
True to Kitchen Bitch form I applied a package of Pictsweet baby lima beans for the fever two nights in a row. I'm thinking I've struck on some kind of magical new health cure because the fever only lasted two nights. Maybe frozen corn would have had it linger longer? Frozen peas most likely would have raised the fever by 2 degrees. I'm not sure and still have plenty of experimentation to do at the next opportunity. Which hopefully won't be for another 7 or 8 years.
When I was finally able to rise from the deathbed and crawl to the kitchen all I could manage was to make my favorite Top Ramen soup, throw in some frozen broccoli (saving that package for toothaches), and some pre-cooked chicken. I managed to survive the next few days with ol' Topper Beef Flavor and 'scroung' foods.
I felt exiled for 5 days in some remote cold hovel.... trying not to infect the cat or my roomie,
but I think I faired better than Hillary Clinton when Obama made her Secretary of the State just to get her out of the US.
I did eventually improve and am ready once again to bitch in the kitchen!
12/30/09
A Juicy Porterhouse Steak!
When I'm in a meat eating mode basically that's all I really want to eat. When I eat steaks I do like tomato wedges sprinkled with minced garlic, kosher salt and fresh cracked pepper and a few sticks of green onions that I rub in salt as I'm eating. I'm a salt freak with no high-blood pressure problems so I just go for it. I plug my steak with garlic slices and douse with more salt and pepper then I grilled it. Here's the before and after...
12/24/09
Stealth Christmas
Here's a current photo of my last holiday dollar. I snapped the photo as it was flying out of my wallet. Poor thing. It's so scared....
12/22/09
The Bitch is Back!
I must admit that my cooking has improved and I've remembered a number of things they taught us, still. So all in all the Mazillion Dollhairs paid through student loans were worth their weight in paper. Be nice if I could pay it back but I'm working on that. Or maybe I'm waiting until Sallie Mae goes the route of Freddie Mac. I do know I'll be Chased by Chase even in my next life, all the while I'll be accruing interest. I'll have to be born Bernie Madoff if I'm ever going to pay that off.
I've been cooking with and practicing on my only true love - Food. In other words nothing has changed in my whole life. I do admit I've gotten much better at on-the-spot sauces to cover on-the-sale meat products. I've also learned several new things to do with zucchini besides boil it to death like my grandmother did. I'll be adding photos and such later on with recipes and instructions on what YOU can do with zucchini!
But for now, I just wanted to re-open my blog and begin anew. I'll leave you with the favorite phrase of the Kitchen Bitch: Here's to Food, Fork You!
2/7/09
End of the Road
Looking back, the 15 months went slow, it was a new unpaved road. There were uphills, rocks in the road and some time for parking and enjoying the views. Over all, it was a task completed, learned and savored. I've met some very wonderful chefs like Chef Amy, Chef Vanita, Chef Patrick, wild and wacky Chef Al. All unforgetable in their own ways. I learned a lot from them and a lot about wines from Chef Roy and Steve. By and large it was a memorable and valuable experience.
I have accomplished my goal, now I head into the world to see what I can do with that accomplishment and knowledge.
I suppose I will start another blog since this one was to chronicle my path to my dream. I want to publish this blog in its entirety and have it on my coffee table or someplace to look at and recall the memories, the good times, the fellow friends, and the beauty of San Francisco. I will miss the city but I travel to find my opportunities.
Peace and prosperity.
1/26/09
Mission Accomplished! (just about)

1/22/09
More Photos from Pescadero
We walked all over Pigeon Point, took photos and listened to the constant wash of the waves on the rocks while taking in the salt air. There's nothing like the expansive Pacific to soothe your inner world. I loved the next photo. A bit of green, earth, and water with evidence of people unseen.
Here's another that I loved with the play of the shadows on the pebble walk way.
We also visited a REALLY old cemetary in Pescadero that had quite a few old-timers from the 1800's. One curious tombstone was the one pictured here, I don't know if you can read the bottom inscription but it says "Gone But Not For Cotton". I can't believe they actually put that on someone's gravestone. The eternal joke or jokester? Gives one pause for thought. They better not do that on my stuff when I'm gone! They can just sprinkle my ashes over a vineyard and call that a Good Year when the wine comes out!
1/18/09
Eating in Pescadero, CA - Duartes
1/15/09
S.O.S.
1/12/09
Tangerines are ebbing (sad face here)
Crust:
2 cups graham cracker crumbs
½ cup melted butter
Prehead the oven to 350º. Spray a 9 inch springform cheesecake pan with non-stick spray, mix the butter with the cracker crumbs till well blended and spread evenly around the pan and edges. Cook crust in the oven for 7-10 minutes, remove from oven and let cool.
Filling:
12 oz creme cheese, softened
1 cup ricotta cheese (8 oz)
½ cup sugar
1 envelope unflavored gelatin
1 cup tangerine juice
1 envelope whipped topping mix and 1/2 cup milk and 1/2 tsp vanilla [or 1 1/4 cup whipping cream, 1 tsp vanilla.] If using whipping cream add appx 1/4 cup more sugar to the cheese mixture.
2 tangerines peeled, seeded and chopped
1 fresh tangerine, sectioned for garnish
Blend together crème cheese and ricotta cheese. Add sugar.
In a small saucepan sprinkle gelatin over tangerine juice and let soften 1 minute. Heat, stirring constantly 3 minutes.
Prepare whipped topping as per package direction. Add gelatin mixture to cheese mixture. Blend until smooth. Fold whipped topping into cheese mixture. Stir in chopped tangerine pieces. Spoon into crust. Chill 4/6 hours. Garnish with Tangerine sections.
1/9/09
Lark Creek Steak, San Francisco
As a treat for my hard (and volunteer) given effort I decided to dine here tonight to give myself a little pat on the back for making all this happen. I ate alone and had the best service from a waiter who was over-the-top great. A waiter can make or break your evening in places like this when you're dining alone. He was James, a vivacious and genuinely friendly fellow but not overbearing like some can be. He knew everything he was talking about, especially the wines and pairings. He did everything right that I can think of that a good waiter should do when trying to assist the kitchen and serve the customer at the same time. He gently pushed the Sirloin Tartare, which you need to when its on the menu and there is a small crowd. Its not like it'll be good for too long. I guess that's why they have a nice truffled burger on the menu too. Use up that tartare.
He was really at his best when I was on my cell and my main dish was coming. He didn't want to interrupt so he just brought 2 little swallows of red wine in each glass for me to try that would go with my meal before I even ordered any wine. I thought that was the most thoughtful effort I'd ever experienced in a restaurant. Never did anyone try to be so helpful and non interruptive. When I got off the call, we discussed the wines and ordered one. My hats off to that man for his class and style.
I wanted to have a good meal in my home town before I leave the city at the end of the month and I did. I even had better service than I ever had anywhere and I'm glad it was here in San Francisco.
If you're ever around Westfield Mall at 5th and Market, stop into Lark Creek Steak, I know you'll enjoy the steaks that cut like butta and the double fried steak fries but more importantly the great service. It was well worth it.
1/6/09
Wine Tasting Day

1/1/09
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How to Cook Prime Rib

12/28/08
Back to the Kitchen Bitch!
12/21/08
Holiday Cheer!
The sweetness of this dessert was a perfect ending to the spicy heat of the dinner soup. The soup served well with a bottle of Savignon Blanc Fume. Perfect match. I wouldn't serve it with the salad as there is far too much fat in the dressing and the wine sours next to it. It was an interesting note for my cousins to see how wine reacts with foods differently.
I hope you all enjoyed yours too.
12/17/08
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